because Santa secretly added oil to the light when the jews weren't looking, so the oil for the light was 8 days worth instead of just 1 days worth which is all that the jews had...This is how jewish people began celebrating Xmas...

The rebound effect from Crestor, which is a statin, which resembles marijuana, or any other acetyl salycilic acid birchbark tea aspirin-ic remedy, pain killer- the rebound effect from this class of drugs, or even alternatives like red yeast rice, fish oils, even some Vitamin E or Evening Primrose oils or Cholesterid tea, which also have implications in blood cholesterol lowering- the rebound effect is ANXIETY...Anxiety why? because you were taking a blood thinner, and when you stop your blood gets thicker than before...This hurts...Your anxiety is actual physical pain...Thick blood running through your head...So you start taking your drug of choice again. Now you are addicted. Sleeping pills , melatonin, also act as blood thinners...

My new fragrance is Eau Mega by ViktorandRolf...smells like cucumbers and Noxzema (spelling?)...Also makes you dream if you put it on at night...

I'm going to guess that Parkinson's disease may be a symptom of a damaged spleen...You get a damaged spleen by being hit by a streetcar when you were 8 years old...Or being punched by another boxer in the ring...I'm going to look this up ....Or a damaged spleen from a car accident...Or a damaged spleen from playing too much golf...(That twisting motion, repeatedly)...(or maybe carrying your clubs as a caddy)...http://www.healthphone.com/consump_english/a_healing_center/emotional_disorder/alcohol_abuse.htm Note: At this link, note that hand tremors are a symptom of spleen deficiency...hand tremors are also an indicator for Parkinson's disease...

Eating too much rice, and only rice, I think causes spontaneous keloids...I think if you are born of people who ate only rice, you could be born with a keloid on your optic nerve, blocking your sight, meaning you were born blind...If you switch your diet OFF of rice, maybe your keloids will go away...But rice is hard to get rid of...You may need a body brain vacuum cleaning...

  Mercury in fish...mercury in well water...mercury in your body...mercury in rural areas where people fish...leukemia? Mercury can wreak havoc when you get your hair coloured- so one way to know if you have mercury in your diet is to go to a hair colourist, have them a colour a strand of your hair blonde, and ask them if the hair colour product swelled up in the foil during treatment...Swelling of the foil during a strand test to hair colour indicates minerals in your bloodstream...Rinsing your hair with  a half vinegar half shampoo wash helps to remove minerals...Posit this, will drinking small amounts of vinegar remove mercury from your internal body? (Vinegar tip courtesy Ana Karzis hair professor...) I do know, gingko biloba, vinpocetine (periwinkle), butcher's broom and B vitamins, help in heavy metal detoxification...( a product called HearAll from naturalcare contains all of these detox items-heavy metals often affect hearing, by the way)...